hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes




minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85




hpedit:

narcissa and andromeda’s last meeting (also under the cut as text)

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eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information




commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life







isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3







Beard Meeting



Don’t rob any banks!
Don’t rob any banks what?
Without me.
'Course not, boss.




You see, I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together
to make a creature that will do what I say
or love me back.




Title: You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive

Artist: Ruby Friedman Orchestra

Played: 8667 times



So warm… I’m feeling s t r o n g e r.




Robbing a bank, robbing a whole bank… Beat that for a date!




onelazyfeminist:

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education




LH