cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people
She’s alone, a pawn. Isn’t that why you do this? Defend people so they get a fair trial? But that’s not gonna happen for her because she’s poor. And I don’t think that’s fair or right. If you want to fire me, fine. But she needs you. I just wanted to do…something.
"It took me 3 years to accept the truth, but now I know there’s no going back, no fixing it. I’m beyond repair. Maybe we’re all beyond repair." (x)
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
I kind of want to work on this more, but I also kind of want to give up entirely, so I’ll leave it here and hope someone appreciates it more than me …alright.
get to know me meme: [2/5] favourite tv shows -> My Mad Fat Diary
When I look around, I see that everyone’s the protagonist of their own story. And the thing about stories is that not all of them have happy endings. But some do.
my anxiety’s so fucking bad today i can’t even think straight which is super bad because i need to get some work done but i keep shaking and crying and i can’t breathe
Does anyone else see this and think modern au?
#what the fuck can i even say about this #except that tom is clearly english #and santiago is clearly from warmer climes #srsly santiago that is a hoodie and a scarf and a jacket #tom’s just in shirtsleeves 'ah what a nice day' #’fuck you tom it’s freezing’ (x)
"we ourselves are made of star dust"
they find can understand the movements of the planets, interpret the darkest creases of the night sky. they find themselves aglow with starlight.
Well, this starts off quite sensible and rapidly goes downhill to crazy translation-speak!
This is actually part of our overall strategy for global marketing here at Ubisoft. We like to take a really terrible design decision & when we announce that, we immediately follow with an even worse and weird justification. That way people only talk about that reasoning and they don’t actually talk about the real problem (x)